While waiting for the elevator yesterday a woman turned her head towards me and her eyes lit up while projecting crumbs of some kind from her parting lips. She was busy rapidly eating something, but was not concerned about choking. OMG. She said. You’re… Bruno Mars!…
Whenever I check into a hotel I use an alias name so I won’t be bothered. But sometimes the hotel peeps don’t make a note of it and when I lock myself out of my room, which I do often, they refuse me access until I can prove to them that I am who I said I am. I’m sorry I tell them, I don’t have any ID that proves I’m Kenny G, you have to trust me.
Today I even used a fake address when checking in, where upon handing the paperwork over to the hotel clerk he cordially replied, Thank You Mr Magoo, enjoy your stay.
Whoever lives at 11-22 Boogie Woogie Avenue in Freakanicsburg Vagina can expect a holiday card from the Movenpick Hotel.
OMG that’s my address!
hahaha…
Laugh out loud…
what a funny experience! ^^
Hilarious, needed a laugh today! @Ally, you had me choking on my wine!
Really really funny, it made me laugh!
) on the Paul de Leeuw show this friday in Holland. I had tickets…i held them in my hands, but then i had to cancel. It was impossible to find someone to fill in for me at work. I’m incredible disappointed, but glad to know someone else has the chance to go instead. Friday the 4th it’s Day of remembrance in Holland and saturday the 5th it’s Liberationday. Both days very important, but Saturday is a day to enjoy. If you’re still in Holland then, i recommend that you visit one of the free festivals that are held throughout the country. Great performances, amazing athmosphere and hopefully great weather. Enjoy the rest of your stay in Europe!
I want to wish you a good time (and good luck
Ok, no it’s not.
Just read your piece in the Huffington Post UK. Nicely Done!
O.O MY NAME IS KENNY MARS MAGOO. life=complete.
You are crazy,man…hahaha…Mr Magoo….hahaha
Kenny Nuts
I hope this incident didn’t occur at a hotel in Boston. Bruno Mars? Really?
Thanks for an amazing concert, and safe travels.
Shitz you must be a riot to hang with? Mr. Magoo. I mean when the clerk checks you in, does he ever start laughing?or question an address such as boogie Woogie Ave? Too funny.LOVE the new album. Side b is on repeat. Look forward to September 9′s concert in Toronto. Be well!
Bruno Mars huh? What did you say back??? You would catch a Grenade for her?
@Ally…I knew I detected a little clitoris in that accent…
Tell me Bruno,
Did you grow up in Vagina, or did you make the big move from Clitoris ?
Ally Old Soul
Xox
Thanks for the laughs this morning, Kenney G:) Really looking forward to seeing your concert at the Gorge in Sept.
You are the best ever no matter what name you go by!! Love to you xo
Hello Jason, hope you’re feeling a lot better now… xoxo