Ich bin Kenny Mars Magoo.

April 30, 2012

While waiting for the elevator yesterday a woman turned her head towards me and her eyes lit up while projecting crumbs of some kind from her parting lips. She was busy rapidly eating something, but was not concerned about choking. OMG. She said. You’re… Bruno Mars!…

Whenever I check into a hotel I use an alias name so I won’t be bothered. But sometimes the hotel peeps don’t make a note of it and when I lock myself out of my room, which I do often, they refuse me access until I can prove to them that I am who I said I am. I’m sorry I tell them, I don’t have any ID that proves I’m Kenny G, you have to trust me.

Today I even used a fake address when checking in, where upon handing the paperwork over to the hotel clerk he cordially replied, Thank You Mr Magoo, enjoy your stay.

Whoever lives at 11-22 Boogie Woogie Avenue in Freakanicsburg Vagina can expect a holiday card from the Movenpick Hotel.

COMMENTS (16)
  • Avatar of Boomtish
    Boomtish said ...

    OMG that’s my address!

  • Avatar of suzette
    suzette said ...

    hahaha…
    Laugh out loud…
    what a funny experience! ^^

  • Avatar of mrazwordplay
    mrazwordplay said ...

    Hilarious, needed a laugh today! @Ally, you had me choking on my wine!

  • Avatar of lajenda
    lajenda said ...

    Really really funny, it made me laugh!
    I want to wish you a good time (and good luck :-) ) on the Paul de Leeuw show this friday in Holland. I had tickets…i held them in my hands, but then i had to cancel. It was impossible to find someone to fill in for me at work. I’m incredible disappointed, but glad to know someone else has the chance to go instead. Friday the 4th it’s Day of remembrance in Holland and saturday the 5th it’s Liberationday. Both days very important, but Saturday is a day to enjoy. If you’re still in Holland then, i recommend that you visit one of the free festivals that are held throughout the country. Great performances, amazing athmosphere and hopefully great weather. Enjoy the rest of your stay in Europe!

  • Avatar of SirDuke
    SirDuke said ...

    Ok, no it’s not. :(

  • Avatar of GloriousMe
    GloriousMe said ...

    Just read your piece in the Huffington Post UK. Nicely Done!

  • Avatar of SirDuke
    SirDuke said ...

    O.O MY NAME IS KENNY MARS MAGOO. life=complete.

  • Avatar of svetla
    svetla said ...

    You are crazy,man…hahaha…Mr Magoo….hahaha

  • Avatar of adrienk8
    adrienk8 said ...

    Kenny Nuts

  • Avatar of Vegarissa
    Vegarissa said ...

    I hope this incident didn’t occur at a hotel in Boston. Bruno Mars? Really?

    Thanks for an amazing concert, and safe travels.

  • Avatar of JaneJohnson
    JaneJohnson said ...

    Shitz you must be a riot to hang with? Mr. Magoo. I mean when the clerk checks you in, does he ever start laughing?or question an address such as boogie Woogie Ave? Too funny.LOVE the new album. Side b is on repeat. Look forward to September 9′s concert in Toronto. Be well!

  • Avatar of Rose
    Rose said ...

    Bruno Mars huh? What did you say back??? You would catch a Grenade for her?

    @Ally…I knew I detected a little clitoris in that accent…

  • Avatar of Ally
    Ally said ...

    Tell me Bruno,

    Did you grow up in Vagina, or did you make the big move from Clitoris ? :)

    Ally Old Soul
    Xox

  • Avatar of GloriousMe
    GloriousMe said ...

    Thanks for the laughs this morning, Kenney G:) Really looking forward to seeing your concert at the Gorge in Sept.

  • Avatar of mrazfan1031
    mrazfan1031 said ...

    You are the best ever no matter what name you go by!! Love to you xo

  • Avatar of mishy624
    mishy624 said ...

    Hello Jason, hope you’re feeling a lot better now… xoxo

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